i had seventh grade science with her back in the day at conway. one monday she came in and she had bleached her upper lip and the hair was all like, orange! soooo many guys made fun of her and me and yao felt really bad for her. because that's embarrassing. i remember going home that day and looking at my upper lip and then asking my mom to buy me some nair. and now me and nair are lovers. so that's how i know her. she had an orange mustache in seventh grade.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP. ON MY LIFE.
watch. somehow it's gonna get out that i told the whokle internet she had an orange mustache in seventh grade and all her scene whore friends are going to come after me and it's going to be super death. TOO BAD I"M LEAVING THE STATE IN TWO DAYS! CATCH ME THEN, DORKS!
ps, jen stone, if you're reading this, we can still totally be friends. drop me a line. oh yeah.